Funny quotes....

jasonec · Postby **jasonec** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:00 pm

I hate it when people ask me for entrepreneurial advice. If you want to start a company, that's your own business...... ;-)

jasonec · Postby **jasonec** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:06 pm

I'm trying to give up using sexual innuendos, but it's hard...really hard....

jasonec · Postby **jasonec** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:06 pm

Monotony is probably the best bored game.

jasonec · Postby **jasonec** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:06 pm

My spirit animal is either a sloth or a magical winged unicorn. Depends on the day.

jasonec · Postby **jasonec** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:07 pm

I just realized that my age is very inappropriate for my behavior....

jasonec · Postby **jasonec** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:07 pm

Tip: Schedule your appointments for 9:11 so you never forget.

jasonec · Postby **jasonec** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:08 pm

My three unwritten rules:
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jasonec · Postby **jasonec** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:08 pm

If the inside of your microwave looks like mine, you're disgusting and I'm a hypocrite.

jasonec · Postby **jasonec** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:09 pm

Mambo numbers 1 thru 4 must have really sucked.

jasonec · Postby **jasonec** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:09 pm

Careful kids - candy cigarettes are a gateway drug to the hard stuff: rock candy

jasonec · Postby **jasonec** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:09 pm

Spinach makes Popeye stronger. I wonder if drinking Ginger Ale does the same thing to redheads?

jasonec · Postby **jasonec** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:10 pm

You can't drink ALL day......unless you start in the morning.....

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