Funny quotes....

[jasonec]

Came across this one a few days ago - worth a chuckle:

I had a severe Galaga addiction in the 80's, so I really don't want to hear about your lame cocaine problem.....

Post your funny quotes!
Game-related or non-game-related is OK

[jasonec]

l thought I understood the I before E grammar rule until eight weird feisty foreign neighbours in beige tried to get me involved in a heist.....

[jasonec]

Someone posted Forrest Gump's password on the Internet.....it's 1forrest1

[jasonec]

If you would like to learn more about people with paranoia, try following them around.

[jasonec]

I consider it a successful LAN party if everyone's out of ammo, someone's naked, and the cases of Red Bull are gone....

[jasonec]

Does anyone know where they store the "Whoomp"? Never mind, there it is......

[jasonec]

I asked Siri, “Surely it isn’t going to rain tomorrow?” And she replied, “Yes it will, and don’t call me Shirley.” Turns out I left Airplane mode on….

[jasonec]

Not to brag, but I can almost always tell if they're using fake dinosaurs in a movie.

[jasonec]

I saw this advertisement in a window that said: "Television, $1.00, volume stuck on full."
I thought to myself, I cant turn that down....

[jasonec]

Judging by my powers, I think I may have been bitten by a radioactive sloth.

[jasonec]

I still have nightmares about all those planes that crashed into my mouth when I was a kid.....

[jasonec]

People with sausage phobia fear the wurst.....

[jasonec]

Whoever put the "b" in the word "subtle" was a clever bastard.

[jasonec]

What happens in Vegas doesn't happen to me.....

[jasonec]

If you're at an Apple store during a robbery, you're technically an iWitness.....